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Top 10 reasons why MAC users prefer macs. 10. They can't handle the trauma of having to deal with TWO mouse buttons. 9. They Figure anything that costs this much, just has to be the best. 8. Having to push a button to eject a floppy disk is just way too much work. 7. Membership in the "Overpriced Software Club" has it's priviliges. 6. Its a status symbol. 5. Flowers on the keys and smiley faces on the screen makes 'em feel so special. 4. Macs require no thinking and a minimum of motor skills. 3. Apple said MACS unpack, connect and install all new hardware by themselves. 2. Those Apple ads about "dip switches" and "dos CD-ROMS" really scared 'em. 1. Apple gives them choices: [A] Pay extra for a Keyboard or [B] Don't get one.

Top Ten Quotes About Macintosh Computers 1."I would have gotten a Mac, but my quarter got stuck in the gumball machine" 2."Did Dan Quale have one of these?" 3."If my computer was that slow I would use an abacus!" 4."Oh no, I looked at it, I think I'm blind!" 5."These have been out how long?" 6."Watch out, don't touch it!" 7."Is it supposed to do something?" 8."Do you have to feed it to keep it running?" 9."But the salesman said it would..." 10."What the hell is that!"

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